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'* QBasic - Basixprogram      *
'* 38317 is R.E.M.arkable ;-) *
'* 07.02.2005                 *
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REM Basix (dysfunkBASIC Vers.)
REM 38317
REM 06.02.2005

CLS
REM Titel
PRINT "Basix (BASIC Vers.)"

CLS
REM Keyboardguitar
PLAY "T166 MN L3 o4 G o5 G o4 G o5 G o4 G o5 G o4 G o5 G"

CLS
REM Lyrics1
DO
PRINT "Blah blah blah blah blah blah basics"
LOOP

REM Stop ‘Press Ctrl + Pause !

CLS
REM Lyrics2
PRINT "There's no such thing as basix
There is only 666
There are cheques 'n wage labour
In Germany they say Nein
Nein means no
Is it so
That you are a hero?
Or are you just a sucker
Exploiting my time
There are no basics, i tell you
There's only programs and deep linking
Under pressure of your leadership
I must say no!
Go!"
END

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